Yes! The Tshirts Are Here! Here They Are:

Hi! We are almost out of the old T-shirts. So now we have new T-shirts. Of various kinds! And in a few different designs. In addition we have mugs, messenger bags, hoodies, pins, magnets, all emblazoned with the h2so4 tagline and illustrative photo. We even have a light-switch cover and postcards bearing Nietzschean slogans. You know you want some! The new h2so4 store is at Support your favorite struggling philosophicopolitiliterary magazine!

h2so4 tshirt
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Presenting the new and exclusive official h2so4 tshirt, a grey-heather torso-covering garment with navy blue rings of trim about the neck and arms. The design consists of the h2so4 star logo, the tag line "won't you join us we're drowning in obscurity but the water's lovely," and a wondrous design of a deer whose antlers turn out to be a butterfly when viewed via magnifying glass, by Bev Choate. Here is the design up close.

tshirt design detail

We know you are wanting one of these tshirts ever so much. And since sizes vary by manufacturer, we have done you the good turn of measuring our shirts, so you can compare them to one of your tshirts before selecting your size. The figure following the size is the number of inches from armpit to armpit when the shirt is laid out flat.

Youth Large (otherwise known as Small)
Adult Medium
Adult Large
Adult Extra Large

Those are the sizes that are available. The tshirts are 90% cotton and 10% polyester, and are preshrunk.

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