M. Allcaps

Who are you?

I am M. Allcaps

What is your tie to h2so4?

Short-format.

What is funny?

God, you have no idea what this question is doing to me. Now i'm going to look all schoolmarmy and lame in front of all h2so4's witty superstars. Can i take the fifth, please?

What is not funny?

Word-abuse.

What book should I read?

Diary of a mad housewife.

Why do you (on occasion) work for no money?

I'm generous.

What is your favorite movie? Or would you prefer to call it a "film"?

The Usual Suspects, and I saw him first, l.d.!!

What is your favorite quote from Evany Thomas:

The Evany Thomas, in a biblical sense?

What is your favorite quote from elsewhere:

"heat the olive oil, garlic and herbs over a low flame while you begin to slice the onions into slender half moons."

What piece of writing has most influenced your life?

Does schoolhouse rock count as writing?

What person has most changed your life ("famous" or non-)?

Eli taught me that distraction is an asset.

So tell me, what would a person be surprised to find out about you?

I can't spell correspondence on the first go, no matter how many times I try.

What band would you have play at your next party (yes, historically open)?

Vixen

Does not the war perpetuate that which it is called to make disappear, and consecrate war and its virile virtues in good conscience?

Yes. cf. cultural obsession with guns, which dates to the era of the american revolution --which is also to say, sigh, that ambivalence is real.

To what are you addicted? What is addiction?

Distraction

Do you, too, love Abraham Lincoln? Why? Why not?

I think I still love abe. especially since I have been working on my issues with cynicism.

How does the cameraman compare with the painter?

He smells so much better! yum!

Authentic being-one's-self takes the definite form of an existentiell modification of the "they"; and this modification must be defined existentially. What does this modification imply, and what are the ontological conditions for its possibility?

Well, I know one thing: Put the cat out first or suffer the consequences.

Is everything popular a debasement of what it would otherwise be? are we really looking for a salvation or meaning that only a few can access, with Difficulty?

Let's face it: we're not as unusual as we would like to think we are.

Anything you would like to add?

Nope, but thanks for asking!